Robin sits in her office. Papers everywhere. The shredding pile is overflowing. She taps away at her keyboard while drinking coffee. It’s either spiked or disgusting.
She leans over and plays her voicemail.

Speaker: You have one new message, to listen to your messages –

Robin strikes a key

Speaker: First new message.

… *static*

“Brian: Hey Robin. I missed my flight this morning… ”

Robin rolls her eyes, continues eating bagel she found in her drawer.

“Brian: So I just bought a new flight- you should probably look into that, no clue how to cancel the other one. I think I also bought it on another airline. Also, I really need the nearest AT&T store from the conference. Thanks.”

Robin hastily does a mapquest search and sends step by step directions.

…. Four hours later….

*Phone rings*

Robin: HedgeFund
Brian: Hi Robin. My e-mail isn’t working.
Robin: On your phone? What’s up?
Brian: Well, I bought the blackberry torch this morning.
Robin: This morning? Didn’t you buy a new phone two months ago?
Brian: But this is the torch, Robby.
Robin: Right.
Brian: Yea.
Robin: And now your e-mail doesn’t work.
Brian: Right.
Robin: Right.
Brian: And you know? I don’t really like the phone.

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