INT: Robin is drinking iced coffee. It looks delicious. She is eating two different string cheeses. It appears she may have eaten two before these ones, if you count wrappers. Robin: Nate just e-mailed me to say the Bloomberg Upload is incorrect. Jill: Hm. Robin: Let’s check if Bloomberg is running on Brian’s computer. Jill: … Continue reading
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Episode 25: Athleticism
INT: Robin is eating a diced apple, hastily chopped by a plastic knife. It basically looks like unfinished applesauce. Nate slowly walks out of his office, stretching his arms. Nate: Brian made me do pushups this morning. Robin: looks at Jill, looks at Nate. Seriously? Nate: Yea. Robin: Jill, were you here for this? Jill: … Continue reading
Episode 24: The CC
INT: Robin is drinking coffee from a re-usable coffee mug. She looks incredibly pleased. The phone rings. Robin sighs. Robin: Hey Brian Brian: HEY! Okay, I have some ideas… Robin: Right. Brian: I think, you should get me some interviewees, there was that e-mail they sent me, like a couple weeks ago. Someone there sent … Continue reading
Episode 23: Getting Comfortable
INT: Robin is eating plain hershey’s minibars. She has used the wrappers to build a small reindeer. Jill: Hey Robin? Robin: Yes. Jill: I just got this e-mail from Brian sent to both of us. Robin: Yes? Jill: It says “get those things from the Indian lady.” Do you know what he means? Pause Robin: … Continue reading
Episode 22: Halloween
INT: Robin is eating Krackle minibars. The extra wrappers have been built into a small cube. Brian: Robin come in here. Robin slowly walks into the office, hiding her extra krackle minibars in her drawer first. Robin: What’s up. Brian: Why aren’t you coming to my halloween party? Robin: Because I have plans. Brian: But … Continue reading
Episode 21: Milk is Dangerous
INT: Robin is sitting, eating mini Mr. Goodbars. She has discarded all of the wrappers and is creating a large ball out of them. Brian bow-leggedly walks over to her, takes a goodbar, pops it in his mouth. Brian: mouth too full to actually understand Do you think these have milk in them? Robin: Yes. … Continue reading
Episode 20: What’s My Name
INT: Robin is eating soup. She has two extra bags of soup crackers. She reaches into her desk drawer and takes out a small pepper shaker. Brian rushes in. Robin: Hi. Brian: Okay I need a one-pager for that meeting I forgot about- can I get a conference room and lunch? Robin: When is the … Continue reading
Episode 19: Caller ID
INT: Robin is eating a plate of dumplings. The phone rings. Robin: Hey Brian, what’s up? Brian: Robin, how come you don’t answer the phone “HedgeFund Capital” when I call? Robin: Because we have callerID? Brian: So? Robin: Do you want to try again? Brian: Yes. Robin hangs up. Pause The phone rings again. Robin: … Continue reading
Episode 18: Jane Fonda
INT: Robin is doing some sort of data entry. She is not eating. She looks like she may be nauseous from overeating. Behind her through the glass panel, Brian and Nate are speaking. They are behind her. Brian: Robin! Robin: without turning around Yea Brian? Brian: Robin?! Robin: still not turning around What’s up Brian? … Continue reading
Episode 17: Cake Has No Milk
INT: Robin is staring at a piece of carrot cake. It is semi-demolished. She sighs, and gives out a small burp. Brian: This is my second piece! I’m having a second piece! Robin: Okay. Brian: But I’m not eating the icing. Robin: Okay? Brian: So I won’t get a stomachache! Robin: Brian, you’re lactarded, milk … Continue reading
Days of Our Funds 