Robin is at her desk. She is eating a bagel with no hands, cream cheese dribbling out the side of her mouth while she types. She sort of looks like a baby bird trying to eat. Her hair is held up with three pencils.

Brian: ROBIN!
Robin sighs, leans back, and calls over her shoulder
Robin: Yes Brian?
Brian: Could you come in here! It’s really important.

Robin rises, wiping the cream cheese from her mouth with the back of her hand. She positions herself at the doorframe.

Robin: What’s up?
Brian: LOOK at this picture?! He holds up his cell phone. It’s an image of his pregnant wife wearing a tank top and short shorts.
Robin: Yes, we looked at that already. She looks great and it’s very exciting.
Brian: I can’t believe how hot she still looks.
Robin: I wish we had HR.
Brian: Do you want to be HR?
Robin: Too much work.
Brian: I’ll bring more pictures tomorrow!
Robin: Fantastic.

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