Robin is sitting at her desk, she has three plates in front of her. One has a bagel. One has a mound of fruit. The third is covered with danishes, muffins and mini croissants, she is struggling to clingwrap the plate of baked goods.

The phone rings. Robin looks at the callerID, sighs, detangles from the clingwrap and answers

Robin: HedgeFund
Larry: Oh hello HedgeFund.
Robin: Hi Larry.
Larry: Is Brian there?
Robin: No, he’ll be in on Wednesday.
Larry: Oh right right, you told me that earlier this morning.
Robin: Right.

Larry: You’re such a riot.
Robin: Right.
Larry: I’m going to call his cellphone.
Robin: Sounds good.
Larry: So uh, I’ll talk to you later.
Robin: Of course.

Robin hangs up. Goes back to covering danishes.

1 hour passes by, the danishs are now fully wrapped in tinfoil. We don’t know where she found tinfoil.

The phone rings. Robin looks at the CallerID, and groans.

Robin: HedgeFund.
Larry: Oh. I meant for Brian…
Robin: Right.
Larry: But I accidentally called you.
Robin: Of course.
Larry: I hit the wrong speed dial.
Robin: I understand.
Larry: It’s Larry by the way.
Robin: I know.
Larry: Man you’re hilarious.
Robin: Yep.

They hang up. Robin begins to facebook stalk. One hour passes. Robin is still facebook stalking.

The phone rings. Robin looks at the CallerID and mutters something intelligible under her breath which we probably shouldn’t hear.

Robin: HedgeFund.
Larry: Oh. Uh.
Robin:  Right.
Larry: Wrong –
Robin: Speed dial. Right.
Larry: Right.
Robin: Great.
Larry: It’s Larry.
Robin: Yea I know.
Larry: So how was your weekend?

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