INT: Robin is eating soup. She has two extra bags of soup crackers. She reaches into her desk drawer and takes out a small pepper shaker. Brian rushes in. Robin: Hi. Brian: Okay I need a one-pager for that meeting I forgot about- can I get a conference room and lunch? Robin: When is the … Continue reading
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Episode 19: Caller ID
INT: Robin is eating a plate of dumplings. The phone rings. Robin: Hey Brian, what’s up? Brian: Robin, how come you don’t answer the phone “HedgeFund Capital” when I call? Robin: Because we have callerID? Brian: So? Robin: Do you want to try again? Brian: Yes. Robin hangs up. Pause The phone rings again. Robin: … Continue reading
Episode 18: Jane Fonda
INT: Robin is doing some sort of data entry. She is not eating. She looks like she may be nauseous from overeating. Behind her through the glass panel, Brian and Nate are speaking. They are behind her. Brian: Robin! Robin: without turning around Yea Brian? Brian: Robin?! Robin: still not turning around What’s up Brian? … Continue reading
Episode 17: Cake Has No Milk
INT: Robin is staring at a piece of carrot cake. It is semi-demolished. She sighs, and gives out a small burp. Brian: This is my second piece! I’m having a second piece! Robin: Okay. Brian: But I’m not eating the icing. Robin: Okay? Brian: So I won’t get a stomachache! Robin: Brian, you’re lactarded, milk … Continue reading
Episode 16: The Birthday
INT: Robin is sitting eating a falafel platter. It is smothered in tahini sauce. Brian: Jill! Why are we having falafel?! Jill: That’s what Robin chose. Brian: Why did Robin get to choose? Jill: sighs Because it’s her birthday. they are screaming this through a glass panel. Robin can hear everything. Robin: On Monday. Jill: … Continue reading
Episode 15: The Morning Snack
INT: It’s 8:00am. Robin is sitting at her computer. It is not on. She is nursing a cup of hot coffee. It looks gross. There is no one else in the office. Door opens, Brian comes bounding in, he is bow-legged, pigeon-toed and bouncing. He says nothing to Robin. He enters his office. PAUSE Robin … Continue reading
Episode 14: The Itinerary
INT: Robin pushes into the office. She is carrying a plate of bagels, she throws them on her desk, puts an entire one inside her mouth and starts furiously typing without sitting down. She’s crouched over her desk, hair in her eyes. She pulls off her sweater and throws it on the back of her … Continue reading
Episode 13: The UPS Man
Robin is eating her lunch. It consists of five different plastic cartons, they look like they came from a sushi place (seaweed salad), mexican (rice and beans), american (chicken salad) and healthfood, (salad). She putting all of them on a plate and creating dividers with plastic knives so the separate countries of food don’t touch. … Continue reading
Episode 12: The Office on a Friday
Robin is sitting at her desk with her feet up. She is wearing leggings and a white tee. She may have slept in them. There is a pile of half-eaten pizza. She is licking chunky peanut butter off of a spoon. Kate Nash is playing in the background. Pan out- there is no one … Continue reading
Episode 11: The Darling
Robin is sitting at her desk. She is eating a danish. The phone rings. Robin looks the phone. She ignores it. *Two minutes later* The phone rings. Robin ignores it. *Three minutes later*, Jill is now also in the office. The phone rings. Robin is about to ignore it, looks at Jill. Looks at phone. … Continue reading
Days of Our Funds 